While she may look like she’s ready to pop, Jessica Simpson still has 4 weeks to go.

The fashion icon who recently graced the cover of Elle magazine, now talks to Jimmy Kimmel about her pregnancy, baby shower, sports, ex-boyfriends, and more.

Our favorite Simpson lines include:

“I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-hah!”
“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

We’ll let you enjoy the interview yourself (in 3 parts!)