It’s not a joke or a spoof, although we could all agree on its ridiculousness.

Scott Disick is now officially Lord Disick. The new dad just went to London for the official British knighting ceremony. How was he able to obtain such honor? There’s not much you couldn’t buy off the internet.

“Whether it’s Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick — becoming royal is going to get me the respect I deserve,” Disick explained during the show last Sunday. “I don’t have to be walking around like some peasant. I’m royalty!”

While he continued to snub everyone during the show, luckily for the rest of us, new mom Kourtney and the kids weren’t ready to indulge his fantasies. “It’s clear I was a Lord in London, but it’s clear I’m not royalty in my own house!,” Scott said at the end.